NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occerrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs
great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.
2. Can be great aid to administration.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one

Hidden Star wars Movie In Windows

Enjoy the hidden movie of STAR WARS in windows.

This is a ASCII movie which is DOS based.

Here is what you have to do.

click ‘Start’, ‘Run’ and type in the following:

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

Friendship Vs Love

Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust.
Love is when you feel like you are the only two around.

Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care.
Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart.

Friendship is being close even when you are far apart.
Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart
when they are not near.

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best.
Love is when you bring them the very best.

Friendship occupies your mind.
Love occupies your soul.

Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there
when in need.
Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side.

Friendship is a warm smile in the winter.
Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart.

Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares:
A tender laugh, which opens your heart,
A single touch that melts away your fears,
A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven,
A voice that reminds you of the innocence of youth.

Friendship can survive without love.
Love cannot live without friendship.

Circuit For Wiring 2 Switches to 1 Bulb

2 Handed Finger Spelling Alphabet

Sign Language...

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- It is Not a Joke.

READ IT AGAIN !
Really, Go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF"

What Is Life???

What Is Life ?

Life is a challenge Meet it Life is a gift Accept it Life is an adventure Dare it Life is a sorrow Face it Life is a duty Perform it Life is a mystery Unfold it Life is a game Play it Life is a song Sing it Life is an opportunity Take it Life is a journey Complete it Life is a promise Fulfill it Life is a love Love it Life is a beauty Praise it Life is a spirit Realize it Life is a struggle Fight it Life is a puzzle Solve it Life is a goal Achieve it

Female Software Programming! Funny!

struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}

struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}

struct old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}