AFTER THE TOUNAMENT:INDIAN CRICKET TEAM PLAYERS

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occerrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs
great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.
2. Can be great aid to administration.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one

Hidden Star wars Movie In Windows

Enjoy the hidden movie of STAR WARS in windows.

This is a ASCII movie which is DOS based.

Here is what you have to do.

click ‘Start’, ‘Run’ and type in the following:

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

Friendship Vs Love

Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust.
Love is when you feel like you are the only two around.

Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care.
Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart.

Friendship is being close even when you are far apart.
Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart
when they are not near.

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best.
Love is when you bring them the very best.

Friendship occupies your mind.
Love occupies your soul.

Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there
when in need.
Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side.

Friendship is a warm smile in the winter.
Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart.

Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares:
A tender laugh, which opens your heart,
A single touch that melts away your fears,
A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven,
A voice that reminds you of the innocence of youth.

Friendship can survive without love.
Love cannot live without friendship.

Circuit For Wiring 2 Switches to 1 Bulb

2 Handed Finger Spelling Alphabet

Sign Language...

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- It is Not a Joke.

READ IT AGAIN !
Really, Go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF"

What Is Life???

What Is Life ?

Life is a challenge Meet it Life is a gift Accept it Life is an adventure Dare it Life is a sorrow Face it Life is a duty Perform it Life is a mystery Unfold it Life is a game Play it Life is a song Sing it Life is an opportunity Take it Life is a journey Complete it Life is a promise Fulfill it Life is a love Love it Life is a beauty Praise it Life is a spirit Realize it Life is a struggle Fight it Life is a puzzle Solve it Life is a goal Achieve it

Female Software Programming! Funny!

struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}

struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}

struct old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}

Eye Test - Macular Degeneration

Age-related Macular Degeneration is one of the leading causes of vision impairment in people over the age of 50. In recognition of February as AMD / Low Vision Awareness month, Lighthouse International urges all of its friends to learn more about low vision, and macular degeneration. Be sure you have your annual eye exam. And in the mean-time, the Amsler Grid helps screen for macular degeneration. Follow the steps below, but note: this test is not a substitute for getting regular eye exams.

Instructions:

1. Conduct the test in an evenly lit room while wearing glasses used for reading
2. Hold the grid 12-14 inches away and test each eye separately
3. Cover one eye completely
4. With your open eye, look at the central dot
5. Keep looking at the dot and answer these questions: Do any of the lines look wavy or crooked? Do all the boxes look the same? Are any of the lines missing?
6. Repeat the test with your other eye

If you answer YES to any question, contact your eye doctor immediately.

Colour Blind Test

Are you colour-blind? You should be able to see numbers inside the circles. If you can't then you may be colour- blind. Test yourself below.

Color blindness is almost always an inherited condition although males are more likely than females to experience it.

Are you smarter than a 4 year old? LET'S SEE!!!

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU
Which way is the bus below traveling?

To the left or to the right?
Can't make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.
Still don't know?

Pre-schoolers were shown this picture asked the same question.

90% of the pre-schooler's gave this answer. 'The bus is traveling to the right .' When asked, 'Why do you think the bus is traveling to the right ?' They answered:
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'Because you can't see the door to get on the bus.'

How do you feel now ???

IPL Teams Websites...

Chennai IPL Team: Chennai Super Kings
Website: www.chennaisuperkings.com

Mumbai IPL Team: Mumbai Indians
Website: www.themumbaiindians.com

Delhi IPL Team: Delhi Dare Devils
Website: www.delhidaredevils.com

Bangalore IPL Team: Bangalore Royal Challengers
Website: www.royalchallengers.com

Kolkata IPL Team: Kolkata Knight Riders
Website: www.kolkataknightriders.com

Jaipur IPL Team: Rajasthan Royals
Website: www.rajasthanroyals.com

Hyderabad IPL Team: Deccan Chargers
Website: www.deccanchargers.com

Mohali IPL Team: Punjab King’s XI
Website: www.kingsxipunjab.com

IPL Teams Logo…

CHENNAI SUPER KINGS

DECCAN CHARGERS

DELHI DAREDEVILS

KOLKATA KNIGHT RIDERS

KINGS XI PUNJAB

MUMBAI INDIANS

BANGALORE ROYAL CHALLENGERS

RAJASTHAN ROYALS

I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...

Dear Friend.......

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You have to think before You speak to me...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
My presence ever makes You feel uncomfortable...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You have to thank me for everything I do for You...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You have to say sorry for everything that You don't do...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You have to ask me for favors...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You think I would not be curious to know Your new philosophy of life...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You go by what i say and do not understand what I don't say...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You think that listening to Your dreams would put me to sleep...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You think that seeing You in pain, would not bring a tear to me...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You think I do not remember the first time we met...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You don't see the thousand ways I try to make You happy...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You don't realize how Your smile brightens up my day...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You would rather keep quiet when You really wanna talk...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You hesitate to ask me to stay back when You think we should be together...!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF...
You take too much time to tell me what I mean to You..............!

Finger Shadow Art